BudgetNudist
I'm Nina. I write stupid little things about stupid little moments. I still haven't figured out that my existence is basically only exciting to me but, eh. I try.

Was just thinking today that the realest thing I’ve heard about relationships recently was from talking to my sister on the phone this week. “Nina, seriously just sometimes I’m in the car alone and a really good song comes on and I go all crazy and sing really loud and look really stupid and the only thing I can think of when it’s over is that I wish someone was next to me and thought hey that was really cute and that is one of the reasons I love you.”

Reblogged from l00z33, Posted by dailydoseofmemo.
This is basically how I learned all of my flirting techniques and I can assure  you they have never worked.

This is basically how I learned all of my flirting techniques and I can assure you they have never worked.

(Source: dailydoseofmemo)

Reblogged from l00z33, Posted by rekit.

(Source: rekit)

Reblogged from l00z33, Posted by tastefullyoffensive.
Reblogged from l00z33, Posted by nicholasandrews.
draculah:

jon-o-rama:

beards make you hotter.
this is science.

and mustaches make you creepier.
that is also science.


Um moustache is the best one???

draculah:

jon-o-rama:

beards make you hotter.

this is science.

and mustaches make you creepier.

that is also science.

Um moustache is the best one???

(Source: nicholasandrews)

I’m at a German hotel waiting for my crew to wake up. Work is stressful and a constant battle to fit in with the “cool kids” but they send me to some very cool places and pay me generously. I’ve had to basically start over in every department this year. Work, friends, home. My tumblr fucking sucks now because my free time is spent getting emotionally invested in HBO series. Still trying to figure out how I can wrangle a hot army dude into taking pictures with me so I can at least pretend that I’ve made mature relationship progress in the past….year(s). Nope still very much too self absorbed and turned off by things like pajama pants to be dateable. Glad everything is just as mental here as I remember.

I’m at a German hotel waiting for my crew to wake up. Work is stressful and a constant battle to fit in with the “cool kids” but they send me to some very cool places and pay me generously. I’ve had to basically start over in every department this year. Work, friends, home. My tumblr fucking sucks now because my free time is spent getting emotionally invested in HBO series. Still trying to figure out how I can wrangle a hot army dude into taking pictures with me so I can at least pretend that I’ve made mature relationship progress in the past….year(s). Nope still very much too self absorbed and turned off by things like pajama pants to be dateable. Glad everything is just as mental here as I remember.

Anonymous asked:
I know you still have a few weeks left at BMT, but I'll go ahead and leave you this curious question anyway. Did you masturbate at all during your time there?

I have left this is my inbox well over a year. I love this person.

"Cool means being able to hang with yourself. All you have to ask yourself is “Is there anybody I’m afraid of? Is there anybody who if I walked into a room and saw, I’d get nervous?” If not, then you’re cool."

Prince  (via ungirthed)

(Source: erotic-city)

Reblogged from buzzfeed, Posted by buzzfeed.
buzzfeed:

This dog is the definition of can’t even right now.

buzzfeed:

This dog is the definition of can’t even right now.

"But to come home each night
have a drink, go to bed,
and be so deeply understood by you
would be the greatest gift of my life"

Reblogged from luna-sidera, Posted by slimsassy.
luna-sidera:

FAVORITE EVER LOL

luna-sidera:

FAVORITE EVER LOL

(Source: slimsassy)

Reblogged from dearrrprudence, Posted by gamzeemakarababy.
Reblogged from iggysodapop, Posted by uncle-rudy.
ohhellsbell:

romantickissing:

daddy

he’s just not fair.

ohhellsbell:

romantickissing:

daddy

he’s just not fair.

(Source: uncle-rudy)

Reblogged from slavetofaith, Posted by theshellshack.

(Source: theshellshack)