Was just thinking today that the realest thing I’ve heard about relationships recently was from talking to my sister on the phone this week. “Nina, seriously just sometimes I’m in the car alone and a really good song comes on and I go all crazy and sing really loud and look really stupid and the only thing I can think of when it’s over is that I wish someone was next to me and thought hey that was really cute and that is one of the reasons I love you.”
This is basically how I learned all of my flirting techniques and I can assure you they have never worked.
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beards make you hotter.
this is science.
and mustaches make you creepier.
that is also science.
Um moustache is the best one???
(Source: nicholasandrews)
I’m at a German hotel waiting for my crew to wake up. Work is stressful and a constant battle to fit in with the “cool kids” but they send me to some very cool places and pay me generously. I’ve had to basically start over in every department this year. Work, friends, home. My tumblr fucking sucks now because my free time is spent getting emotionally invested in HBO series. Still trying to figure out how I can wrangle a hot army dude into taking pictures with me so I can at least pretend that I’ve made mature relationship progress in the past….year(s). Nope still very much too self absorbed and turned off by things like pajama pants to be dateable. Glad everything is just as mental here as I remember.
I have left this is my inbox well over a year. I love this person.
"Cool means being able to hang with yourself. All you have to ask yourself is “Is there anybody I’m afraid of? Is there anybody who if I walked into a room and saw, I’d get nervous?” If not, then you’re cool."
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This dog is the definition of can’t even right now.
"But to come home each night
have a drink, go to bed,
and be so deeply understood by you
would be the greatest gift of my life"